Brooke Hogan Explains Hulk Lotion Photo, Separation from Mother

Brooke Hogan, 20, tries to explain the creepy photos of her Daddy smearing lotion on her backside. The one that caused a whole lot of gossip and… vomiting. That picture makes me want to take a shower with bleach.

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car,” claims the singer {?}”He used to change my diaper!” she adds.

In Brooke’s latest interview she complains about a bunch of stuff including her brother in jail. Nick Hogan is in jail for just about killing his friend. Nick is now working out and putting on weight. He is also hard at work as a janitor behind those bars. Don’t forget about her Mommy Dearest who is dating a 19 year old after bailing out on her marriage to Hulk Hogan AKA Terry Bollea.

“Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now,” Brooke says about her horny mom. “I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Now she is pimping out yet another awful reality show, Brooke Knows Best. When will these people realize we are laughing at them not with them? I used to like the Hulk but now I think he is just sad and a little creepy.

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