I WILL SLAP JOHN MAYER. I SWEAR.

John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly when he met Jennifer Aniston. He then left Minka Kelly for Jennifer Aniston.

Page Six says he was a gentleman about it, but they don't explain the technology that was used to control his mind:

John Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston - but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.'"

Jennifer Aniston is a witch. Need we say more.
She has an entire collection of voodoo with faces of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Owen Wilson, Bince Vaugn, Cameron Diaz etc.
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