please grant me the power to make it back to the city so i can write text messages and get a double burger with cheese

Here’s Tyrese Gibson getting all “emotional” over in Jerusalem yesterday.

Look dude,

You can pray all you want, but it’s not going to get rid of all your baby’s Mamma’s or that green that’s been dripping out of the end of your dick. You got the “Rea” dude, and just ignoring the problem won’t make it go away this time. You better pray mother!

Well..

Pray!!

“Oh God, wait no. That’s not right. Dear Yahweh? Please give me the strength to keep bangin’ these hood rats out till the day I die, Holla!!”

I kid, I kid

He’s praying for like movie roles, and more money.

Published 6/25/08 by

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