This Week's Gab: Britney, Paris, Sanjaya, TomKat & Demi

Britney Spears' month stint in rehab is over, people. The bald-headed pop tart is on the loose again and has been seen groping her new, wannabe rock star boyfriend. And have you heard the even bigger news? Britney is giving Kevin Federline $20 million and half of the sale of their Malibu mansion as part of the divorce settlement. Thank gawd because this means he can now afford to give up his rapping career.

TomKat, looks like their relationship may be in trouble. Neither have cracked a smile the last few times they've been spotted together. We think Katie's finally ready to ditch Cruise and restart her career- after all, because of Tom, she's no longer a C-lister. Smart girl.

Sanjaya and his hair managed to make it through another week on American Idol. And Angelina Jolie brought her new son home from Vietnam. Allegedly, she sold pictures of her new family to a tabloid for $2 million- let's just hope she donated it.

Nicole Richie is "hypoglycemic." Nice cover up for anorexia. And to make it worse, Nicole and Paris are going to be fat camp counselors on the next Simple Life.

Carmen Electra may be batting for the same team (and with 80s rocker, Joan Jett - couldn't she have found a cuter gal?).

And we end the week with Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher looking to adopt - or is it that Demi is adopting Ashton? Well, either way, she'll get a little one soon.

 


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