S.S. Paris Hilton Bikini Bottom-Boob

S.S. Paris Hilton Bikini Bottom-Boob
Paris Hilton’s sad little tits were squirmed their way out of her three-sizes-too-small bikini top ithis weekend, which I’m only posting because technically, it’s still bottom-boob. Granted, they’re attached to Paris ing Hilton, which is the equivalent of me handing you a turd wrapped velvet or a syphilitic boil covered in glitter, but you aren’t supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth. I don’t know how you even could, anyway. It’s not like Sarah Jessica Parker is in any of these pictures or anything. Zing!

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