If you want more money for black tar heroin and such, you’re going to have to start treating fans like us better. When you’re let out of a “clinic” to entertain us there’s a few rules you should live by.
1. You can’t punch your fans in the middle of a song just because HE GRABBED YOUR BOOB! (That’s what her camp is claiming)
2. No spitting gum into the Glastonbury Festival crowd of 80,000
3. Also, please try and look sober and interested when you’re in the VIP booth next to Beyonce, many people would die to be you but you just seem like you want to die.
4. You must enter the “clinic” again, immediately after you’ve had a huge drug fueled sing-a-long for the world to see.
Get Well,
Lynn & Alex
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