Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson. WTF?

“Dita is heartbroken, she didn’t see this coming,” says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. “His partying contributed to the split as well.”Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time…In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween.

“It came as kind of a shock,” Wood told Rolling Stone about being asked to pose. “I was beyond flattered.” (source)

Holy . Creepy much? Evan Rachel Wood is cute and all, but she looks like she could be Lolita’s younger sister. I mean, I wouldn’t know whether to take off my pants or buy her a pink Trapper Keeper and give her a wine cooler. Get it? She actually dated Edward Norton for while before Manson so she’s obviously got a thing for older men who have a thing for really young girls who look really, really young. So I guess they’re not technically pervs. Kinda like how transvestites dress like girls so technically that means you’re not gay, right? Here is some fake jailbait. I know how you like your hard candy.

And now some classy for you culture vultures.

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