Britney Spears Visits Dance Studio, ER

Britney Spears made her first public outing since checking out of Promises rehabilitation center last week, looking as glamorous and put-together as you’d expect. People magazine reports

Britney Spears… left home Friday night in a pair of nude fishnet stockings with dance boots, black hot pants, a black long-sleeved shirt and baseball cap over her dark brown wig to take a hip-hop class at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood.

Mmm-mmm. Britney in fishnets and hot pants. And jumping around, trying to be sexy. Hang on a minute while I go and change my panties. Then yesterday, because the fun with Brit-Brit just don’t stop, she capped off the weekend with a visit to the ER. According to TMZ

Britney Spears was admitted to Century City Hospital [yesterday] for some emergency work on one of her teeth. Sources [say] that Spears checked in because she was experiencing significant pain in one of her molars. Spears’ rep said that the stories on other internet sites that Spears is in a tailspin are WRONG — “They’re all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a toothache, I have no more details.”

Of course! Ludicrous! Britney in a “tailspin?” Next you’re going to tell me she shaved herself bald and started whacking people with umbrellas. Utterly preposterous, I tell you. Who knows what those crazy internet bloggers are going to say next! Instigators!

More of radiant post-rehab Britney after the jump

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Published 3/26/07 by


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