Snaps: You've Been Warned

Snaps: You've Been Warned
Nobody really knows if Angelina Jolie has given birth or not. We're still 90% sure she is or was pregnant, however. (The Blemish)

Yeah. If you really wanna see it, there's no way I can stop you. (Celebslam)

NKOTB meets New Edition? This can't end well, either. (Seriously? OMG!)

Will Smith's new school stepped in a pile of Scientology flop and is tracking all over the brand new carpets. (Yeeeah!)

Posh Spice totally slams Corey Haim's ultimate burn by saying that he didn't even want teh sex in the first place. (Celebitchy)

Hey Melissa Joan Hart! My mom called, she said that not even old ladies like her wear swimsuits with little skirts on them anymore. (CelebWarship)

So long, Eddie! Don't let the door hit your huge, prosthetic ass on the way out! (POTP)

If there's one thing I've learned about men, is that they like their balls to be treated like delicate flowers. And you don't manhandle flowers. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton says there's no such thing as bad publicity. Sigh: clearly. (DailyStab)
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