Blake Lively's Fairly Bright, Thinks Paris Hilton Is A Whore

Blake Lively's Fairly Bright, Thinks Paris Hilton Is A Whore
Christ, I knew that and I didn't even get past Algebra 2. Gossip Girl's Blake Lively says that she doesn't understand why some people would compare her to Paris Hilton. "Doesn't understand"? She needs to get angry. She needs to cut her hair, dye it, take up an accent, chop off a leg, do anything so people won't confuse the two of you!

"Since I have a dog and blond hair, that must mean we're alike. It's a dumb thing to say. I don't think that makes us similar," she says in Seventeen magazine.

"I don't know her, but I don't like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn't know me. I'm my own person. I don't go to clubs, I don't party, I don't dance on tables and I don't like sex tapes," she adds.

You mean you're not a whore.

She sounds sort of boring, though. Maybe she should look into some of that stuff.

If people are even making the slightest comparison between the two of you, you need to take out a billboard to set things straight! Pass out flyers! Buy some airtime! Your career depends on it!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Blake Lively filming Gossip Girl.


Christ, I knew that and I didn't even get past Algebra 2. Gossip Girl's Blake Lively says that she doesn't understand why some people would compare her to Paris Hilton. "Doesn't understand"? She needs to get angry. She needs to cut her hair, dye it, take up an accent, chop off a leg, do anything so people won't confuse the two of you!

"Since I have a dog and blond hair, that must mean we're alike. It's a dumb thing to say. I don't think that makes us similar," she says in Seventeen magazine.

"I don't know her, but I don't like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn't know me. I'm my own person. I don't go to clubs, I don't party, I don't dance on tables and I don't like sex tapes," she adds.

You mean you're not a whore.

She sounds sort of boring, though. Maybe she should look into some of that stuff.

If people are even making the slightest comparison between the two of you, you need to take out a billboard to set things straight! Pass out flyers! Buy some airtime! Your career depends on it!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Blake Lively filming Gossip Girl.
Published 7/1/08 by


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