Jesus Begs Heidi Montag Not To Sing

She must be praying here, not showing off her ass right? That wouldn’t be Christianly now would it.

I guess Hell has frozen over…

Grab something you can throw up in now! The Hills ultra-media whore Heidi Montag, 21-years-old, has announced her love for Christian music. We find this ironic, isn’t she married to the Devil, Spencer!

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,”

Heidi plans to hit the studio soon to begin recording her first Christian record. Start praying.

This is clearly a sign of the end of the World!

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