AMY WINEHOUSE’s rat husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL is plotting drug-fuelled sex romps with a woman jailbird he has never even met

The letters have been released to the media, and they’re a good read if you enjoy deciphering crack talk. Some of the highlights include when he admits he and Amy opened up their relationship because she’s been sleeping around and all he wants is a “loyal sweet, staunch, ty girlfriend.” Oh, and when the two pen pals finally meet up, he plans to choke her as she is performing special “favors” for him. Who says chivalry is dead?
After the jump: More incoherent ramblings, including discussion of Amy’s interest in a threesome.

I’ve told Amy about you and read a bit of one of your letters. It turns her on and she wants to meet ya. I think she might write to you cuz she asked for your address. I don’t want her to know about all the personal things I’ve written to you about but you can tell her we write dirty, naughty letters to each other if you want. She’ll probably want you to write one to her! So I’m not sure how everything’s going to work out but I have a few nice ideas!! We’ll just see, innit?

Me and Amy are always gonna be close but we’ve decided we’re better as friends. The fact is we’re in an open relationship (well I didn’t know we were til recently!!!) but I don’t want that. I just want a loyal sweet, staunch, ty girlfriend. … When we really needed them they got wrecked and f***** other people. It’s their loss innit. … Everyone blames the drugs for her being a f****** mess (or they blame me), but to be honest I’ve done drugs all my f****** life and it didn’t turn me into a complete **** . . . well a little bit I guess.

We can just sun ourselves, I can f*** you all over the country and the gear there is f****** unreal!!! Something to look forward to innit?? love love love and long leather gloves. Your Blakey x x x.

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