Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?

Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?
Pharrell Williams has decided he wants to clean up his image by getting rid of his tattoos. But hip hop’s latest diva doesn’t want typical laser removal — that’s for the little people.

It’s basically like getting a skin graft, but you’re not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that’s been done, they sew it on — and it’s seamless. … It’s going to be pricey, but worth it. I got fire on my arms! I’m a grown man!

Hey, um, Pharrell? If you want to look your age, perhaps you can skip over the outrageous procedures and simply stop wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants shirt. Just a thought.

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Published 7/2/08 by


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