tara reid can never hide the fact that she’s a whore

Yeah I know she goes out every night, but getting dry ed in a toilet stall doesn’t count as dancing. Well, I take that back. This is all the dancing Tara’s ever known. But hey. At least she dresses appropriately because you can’t see cum on white, and dudes are known to lie..

“That dude’s full of crap, of course I didn’t him.”

It would be a little more believable if there wasn’t a jizz covered condom stuck on the back her leg. But come on, whadda ya gunna do?! Some girls come out of the restroom with a little TP on their shoe, and others come out with an oozing condom sliding down their leg..

You say tomato, I say I think I need a Doctor.

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