Harry's Not Such a Prince

Harry and British TV personality Natalie Pinkham were doing some major canoodling at London's Boujis nightclub, the News of the World reports.

"Harry was obviously very drunk," said a witness. "He and Natalie spent most of the night huddled together at a corner table beside the dance floor where Harry's bodyguards did their best to hide them both from view. They ordered full-size bottles of vodka and cans of Red Bull and mixed their own drinks at the table. It was clearly a big night out for both of them. Harry kept putting his arm around her. At times it even looked like he was kissing her neck -- although it was difficult to see. They were certainly being very touchy-feely with each other."

Uh-oh.

To make matters worse, when Harry tried to sneak out of the club, a photographer snagged a shot of the prince and he flipped. "He screamed at me to 'F*ck off', then grabbed me and tried to shove me over," said the member of the paparazzi. "He had his hands around my collar and back. It was an assault. I've never known anything like it before."

I can totally understand Harry hating the paparazzi after all that happened with Diana, but if you don't want to be caught with your hand in the cookie jar don't be munching the Oreos in the middle of the kitchen.

Catch my drift?

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