Christy Brinkley’s Ex Really Likes Masturbating

Day one of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook divorce trial yielded some seriously salacious gossip yesterday. According to Us Weekly

Cook, 49, recalled how he frequently had sex with Diana Bianchi, then 18, in his office and at homes owned by Brinkley. He said he gave Bianchi spending money, and [later] paid her $300,000 to quiet.

Cook [also] spent $3,000-a-month on web porn… and tearfully admitted to pleasuring himself in front of a Web cam.

How the hell do you spend three thousand dollars a month on internet porn? Thanks to vindictive ex-boyfriends and RapidShare, you can see all the vaginas you want these days for free. It just doesn’t add up. I did the math, and at $29.95 a pop three times a day for 30 days, you’re left with: negative six penises and four sets of hands. No, really. Check the figures. The only way that kind of bill makes any sense is if you’re working with a half dozen extra wieners and four additional sets of hands. That Peter Cook guy is some kind of freak.

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