Angelina Jolie Allegedly Still Knocked Up

I have a crazy-lady theory that Angelina actually gave birth a few weeks ago when the original announcement was made, but this bizarre charade has kept going on to confuse the press. In my crazy-lady opinion, Holly Goline is most likely the woman in the hospital, but I’m just a drunky blogger in Boston, so what do I know, right? Right. Nothing.

But anyhoo, I’ll play along, despite the fact that I think it’s all bull for extending press coverage.

According to her doctor, Dr. Michel Sussmann, Angelina is expected to spend the next few weeks at the Fondation Lenval Hospital awaiting the birth of her twin girls.

Sussmann said Wednesday that the Oscar-winner could give birth anytime “in the next weeks.”

The doctor has been monitoring Jolie’s pregnancy for the past two months.

“She will only benefit from being monitored at the hospital in the weeks to come,” Sussmann said. “All this is … totally normal.”

Is he nervous having such a high-profile patient? “I’m not nervous at all,” he told People. “She’s a very nice person, very happy. She’s not nervous either.”

Brad Pitt brought daughters Zahara and Shiloh to the maternity ward for a visit on Thursday, but the couple’s boys, Maddox and Pax, have kept a low profile since their mother entered the hospital last weekend.

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