Will Smith annoyed he didn't win Oscar

GLAAD PISSED WITH WILL SMITH OVER THE WORD "HOMO" IN HANCOCK
Will Smoth says he thinks Forest Whitaker had no right to take his damn golden dildo away from him, and is pissed that the Academy snubbed his performance in the Pursuit of Happiness to instead go for a movie not made with the sole intention of getting its lead actor and Academy Award. It's the second time he's been snubbed, once before in 2001 for Ali.

He says, "Denzel took it for Training Day; fantastic film. When you can get nominated and invited to the Oscar party, it's huge. But I can always tell when things aren't right for me at the time; I didn't feel like that was the time.

"But, for Pursuit of Happyness, I actually felt like it was my time and I still didn't win it! I was like, 'Hey, it's my time! Wait, hold on, that other boy's taken my thing!'"

Will needs to learn to stand still and look muscular. Either that or learn how to give head for Oscars. Does his beautifully built ass know that you can't schedule when you get the Oscar. Will needs to pay due respects to Forest Whitaker who now has my full permission to ground will for disrespecting his elders. This is not how it works Will.

Will Smith is seriously teetering close to a Tom Cruise incident. I am setting up a Pay-Per-View screening of the meltdown and you can prebook now for $20.

http://www.la-deli.com/2008/celebrities/shut-your-damn-mouf-smoth/

Published 7/6/08 by

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