dolly parton is fuuuuucked up on Metamucil

Does she have elephantitis? What the is wrong with her chest?! Think any dudes are hitting that?

Hmmm..

Dolly “doggystyle” Parton bent over in front of you must look like the back of two bent elbows side by side.

Slammin!

Dolly is a trooper and tries to hang with the younger boys in bed..

“Oh that’s it baby. Fill grandma Dolly up, and that crazy new age sex toy feels amazing sugar.”

Oh, Uh. Whoops. That’s not a ring M’am. That’s your teeth, and I’m totally about to cum out of my mouth into a trash can.

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