Loving the Alien

Anybody watching the annoyingly titled reality show The Next Food Network Star on (duh) the Food Network? It's pretty bad, but now I'm hooked. I have no standards when it comes to summer TV viewing and I'm ok with that. Anyway, my favorite contestant is the severely bobbed ice queen dominatrix alien, Lisa Garza. According to the Food Network Addict blog, she's none too pleased about the way she was portrayed on yesterday's episode. If you watch the show and give a rat's ass, check out the poop here. If not, I did some bad photoshop of Ms. G sharing recipes and cooking tips with her alien relatives.

"What Vulcan child wouldn't love horseradish and cous cous?"


"Romulan remoulade is a dish your entire alien race can enjoy."


And for good measure, here's David Bowie:
Published 7/7/08 by

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