Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves have a baby boy

Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves have a baby boy
Matthew McConaughey became the father of a baby boy last night after his girlfriend model Camila Alves gave birth. At the time of this post, no name was given yet for Tarzan Jr. who weighed in at 7 lb., 4 oz. but a statement was given to OK! Magazine by Matthew himself:
"A healthy baby boy was born," Matthew tells OK! in an exclusive statement. "Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together."
He then added: "Also I totally downed a bunch of shrooms earlier, so this whole thing has tripped my . There was a baby coming out of a solar system that made me think I should buy a moped. But that's neither here nor there, broseph, because me and this tiny bald dude are going surfing then downing brewskis! HYEAAAAAAAH! GET SOME!" That child will dominate the world - at beer pong. Congrats to Camila, Matt, and Future Naked Bongo Player. Photos: Flynet
Published 7/8/08 by


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