It’s a Boy for Matthew McConaughey

Just two weeks after slobbering all over the locals and passing out in a drainage ditch in San Juan del Sur, Matthew McConaughey is officially a daddy to a baby boy. Us Weekly reports

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves welcomed their first child into the world Monday afternoon in Los Angeles. Alves gave birth to the as-yet-unnamed baby at 6.22 p.m. local time weighing 7 lb., 4 oz.

I’m sure Matthew is “stoked and wowed” that he has someone to follow in his footsteps. His one-flip-flopped, face-first-in-a-ditch footsteps. That kid sure has some rockin’ waxed abs to fill!