Madonna Planned it All from the Beginning

Madonna Planned it All from the Beginning

It seems that Madonna has been playing puppet master with the media, planting those are-they-or-aren’t-they divorcing rumors herself to stir up free press for her upcoming tour. Boy, she makes the devil look like a ing amateur, doesn’t she? According to TMZ

Guy and Madge’s peeps have been planning this for months, hoping the hubbub will sell more tickets to her upcoming tour. Well-placed sources tell us the Ritchies plan to officially split in after the Mrs.’ upcoming “Sticky and Sweet” world tour. Why [wait]? Big bucks. The concerts are expected to earn close to $300 mil worldwide.

So… they’re saying I’ve been a pawn in all this? A minion? A stooge? God, I feel so cheap! And not just because I woke up without pants in the back of a Chevy Cavalier this morning. That was just an ironic coincidence.

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Published 7/8/08 by


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