Dane Cook To Be EVICTED For Dog Poops

First of all, that is the cutest f’ing dog… the one on the left.

Dane Cook is going to court today because his landlord and fellow tenants want him and his girlfriend out of the building. For some reason Dane thinks he is too good to be picking up after his little miniature pinscher that likes to take loads of little Tootsie Roll poops all over the common area of the West Hollywood complex. This case is actually going to go to trial and will have a jury. Yeah, America!

We live right up the street from Dane. We can tell you that not picking up your dogs do-do in this neighborhood is a big no-no. Good luck Dane.

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