hayden just wants to be one of the guys, with a dick

You can’t ride Jean-Claude Van Damme’s coat tails forever bitch.

He can’t be your crutch!

Wouldn’t they make like the most amazing couple ever? This little karate chopping Oompa Loompa wants to be a dude so ing bad she cuts a hole through a cucumber, puts it up to her pussy hole, and holds it in her hand while she pisses through it at the urinal so she can feel the rush of group pissing with the men.

What the ??

I don’t know dude. I’m just saying she looks like a ing dyke, and she needs to lay off the steroids.

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