JENNIFER ANISTON 40 YEARL OLD VIRGIN- OOPS 40 YEAR OLD DESPERATE

“Jen just bought an $80,000 ebony grand piano,” a friend of the actress tells Star. “It’s a Hamburg Steinway. It’s in the living room at her Beverly Hills mansion. She bought it so John will spend more time at home with her,” the spy says, addding, “Jen wants John to feel comfortabe when he’s there. Jen can’t wait for John to play for her.”

Ermm play for her, or play with her, with the piano. Ok, we are getting dizzy, jen is such a stupid ass. Just look at this picture, What? What the ? Gosh we can't even describe it. [IMAGE:7CONFESSIONS]



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  • I've spent a couple of hours googling "Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape". Here it is

    http://mediaounce.com/c/index.php?id=Jennifer_Aniston_Sex_Tape&l=0

    Rare media. Some of us will never see it.

















    Anonymous 11/21/09 Reply
  • Is this person a real journalist? Who writes this garbage? Jennifer is beautiful and talented and who cares if she bought a ******* piano? I hardly doubt she needs to pine over John Mayer, she can have any guy she wants! Whats with all the hating on...
    Anonymous 2/20/09 Reply
  • John Mayer is such a jerk. Jen went through a bad breakup with Brad Pitt. He knew that. I believe he was "just playing her" the whole time. He's pitiful, he's demented, he's sick. To call him a jerk is being kind. What do they say? "What goes around...
    Anonymous 8/20/08 Reply
  • I think after the abuse she suffered at the hands of Brangelina, we should just be happy for her. She deserves it. a cheating husband and an uncaring other woman is the worst thibng in the world
    Anonymous 7/15/08 Reply
  • I like the name Douchifer too. It seems to suit them perfectly. I wonder did she try lining her place with guitars first. This chick is just so desperate. When she lands this cat the media will still laugh at her because she's trying to hard to nab...
    Anonymous 7/15/08 Reply
  • do you know they open their blog on a free ukblackfriends dot com. they must

    hope their fans go there to support them, but their pics in the blog are reeally

    good.
    Anonymous 7/15/08 Reply
  • Douchifer is a perfect name for these two. Jen is trying to buy a man. She must know Mayer can be brought. She is to old to be still carrying that security blanket to hide that ugly long chin.
    Anonymous 7/15/08 Reply
  • ^That is how you can tell 40 year old Jen never moved on because the post is about Jen and you bring up Ange. Jen looks so stupid and desperate. John is still doing groupies-the 40 yr old Hollywood ho's hop on his tour.
    Anonymous 7/15/08 Reply
  • jen is 39 year and looks beutiful. AJ IS YEAR AND LOOKS SHE IS YEAR
    I LOVE YOU JEN: HPE JOHN LOVES YOU TOO
    *****ood luck to you both
    zagge 7/14/08 Reply
  • Jennifer Aniston has to be the dumbest chick to come around in a long time. I think she is Jessica Simpson stupid.
    Anonymous 7/13/08 Reply