kristin cavallari wants to know who you are working for

Here are some fitting pictures of Kristin Cavallari out in Hollywood this weekend, because nobody gives a about her. And nobody gave a about the MySpace page, because I got an e-mail about how lame it was.

So I spent the last 2 hours trying to put something worth a damn together, and you can see the new here.

Is that good enough for you dude?!

I mean, I didn’t slice my fingertips open and type the in my own blood. But I threw some things together, and I think it’s pretty dope!

Speaking of dope, we need to get these chi chi’s some weed! Cavallari’s are looking kinda ed at each other, and I think a couple bong hits would have these two rolling over with laughter together in no time. They can point up at Kristin’s boring ordinary face, and fall into her stomach laughing so hard that she’ll never get a job again.

And you’re right, weed is a total gateway drug. Those two s will be ty in’ dudes for smack in no time.

“I’m gunna !”

“In her face! In her face!! Not on us. She’s the one that desperately needs a makeover!”

Is it just me?

Or is Kristin’s chest putting out a creepy Britney vibe? It’s those straps or something.. I don’t know. Something tells me they’ve both been on.

Published 7/13/08 by
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