Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss model and actress who’s married to Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti, and — per the summer supererogative standard — in a bikini. She’s also sporting two extra nipples on her chest there. By 15th century standards, she’s obviously a witch. She could suckle a demon and one of the demon’s old college buddies and still have two teats to spare. But the only way to know for sure if someone’s a witch is to find out if she’s made of wood and weighs the same as a duck. You don’t get wise in the ways of science without knowing a little bit about the scientific method, you know.
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