lauren conrad has bulimia, and it’s paying off

So I got this ransom note on MySpace tonight..

“Will you marry me? No really, will you? If you say no, mustache baby dies.”

Okay.. My answers “yes” but I have a couple terms:

First of all,

I get anal ANYTIME I please. Even if you have to go sit in rush hour traffic afterwards. Because I like mine in the morning, and a rolled up “sock end” is no excuse to miss a day of work.

Second!

second. These pictures are amazing, and I’m in love with Mustache Baby all over again. I’d get the face she’s making in that third thumbnail tattooed across my chest. I make that same expression when I watch my puppy eat it’s own ass for 37 minutes straight.

Check out Kimmy’s big ass chi chi’s in the background!

Is it just me or does her arm look like a lumberjacks?

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