Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s Kiss Sucked

If I told you I’d discovered a way to make a lesbian kiss boring, you’d probably raise one eyebrow and let out a “harumph” of disbelief while polishing your monacle. Well, it’s true, I tell you. The secret to ruining a lesbian kiss isn’t ugly fat chicks or amputees — it’s Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston. The only way the season finale of “Dirt” could have been any more boring was if it included a brief history of the Dewey Decimal system. Followed by a documentary on soil erosion. No, you’re right — that’d probably still be better than watching these two hens pecking at each other.
Published 3/28/07 by


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