Mere days after her shower pic the internet, Little Miss Attention decides to tell the press, that she is ready for "Sex and the City" the tween version. "I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City," Miley Cyrus, 15, tells TV Guide.
Miley honey, I don't know why your mother hasn't filled you in on the fact that there shouldn't BE a tween version of "Sex and the City." Clearly she is too busy counting your money to be a parent.
From a mother to a young girl, I gotta say this:
Dear Miley,
"Stop pouting your lips like a fish. Nothing about that is sexy. Stop taking provocative pictures of yourself. The only people looking at them are young horny boys and disgusting old pedophiles. Stop video blogging. You act like an idiot, which is all fine and dandy, have fun, but stop posting it on YouTube. Stop talking to the press. "No comment" works. Just shut your mouth. Stop trying to grow up so damn fast, and for goodness sakes, keep your dress down."
Love,
Auntie Karen
and while I'm at it:
Dear Disney, Billy Ray and Tish,
SMARTEN UP.
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