Dame Helen Mirren in a Bikini

The Daily Mail has pictures of Dame Helen Mirren bikini-ing it up in the south of Italy this week, and I’m only left with two words: god damn. Helen Mirren is 62 years old. 62! Never has the term “dame” been so appropriate. Or the term “geriatric fetish site,” for that matter. Maybe you should swing by HotHornyGrannys.com or SeniorSluts.org when you’re finished here. Just a suggestion. Pervert.

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Published 7/16/08 by


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