Andy Dick arrested for sexual battery

Andy Dick arrested for sexual battery
Andy Dick was arrested at around 2 a.m. this morning for sexual battery in the parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. The cops responded to a public urination call outside of the eatery. Upon arrival, they found Dick in the passenger seat of a van. He was arrested for groping a 17-year-old’s boobs and pulling her top down. Weed and Xanax were found in his pockets.

This doesn’t surprise me in the least. Andy Dick is an attention starved screw-up. If he was at a funeral, he’d probably molest the guy in the casket and shout, “Look at me, I’m juggling the dead dude’s balls. I’m craaaazy.”

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