The ass-tabulous Nereida Gallardo was all smiles after being dumped this week by soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, apparently comforted by the gentle hands of a woman bearing tanning oil. You can’t go wrong with a good rubdown from a some in a bikini. It’s a sure fix. Definitely a step up from the “pat-down by an arresting officer and a cavity search in the drunk tank” route I usually take. A lot less pepper spray, too.
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