looks like claire dane’s asshole is a little hungry

She’s a skinny little mop huh,

Eat a cheeseburger bitch!

No pickles! No onions! So help me God if there’s a single pickle or a shred of onion, I’m gunna cut your ing head off! But that aside, Not bad.. Not bad. Her tits are about as big as her boyfriend’s, but her little doodoo cheeks are kinda slammin so whatever..

Shut up, bent over, and keep the top ON.

cheeks have a way of saving a woman’s horny, and it’s pretty much all this has going for herself. That and some stomped on pop song. Something about a Claire Danes poster, I don’t know. I can’t remember, but being in a song will make a dude wanna you pretty quick.

“Oh dude, I ed the chick in this song!”

“No!”

“Yeah! Her tits looked like two Herpe sores, and her butthole smelt like peppermint!”

“Slammin!”

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