RACHEL AND MONICA FINALLY KISSED

Man, nothing stirs my loins like two botoxed crones with a combined age of eighty making out.

Courteney Cox kissed Jennifer Aniston at the end of this scene in that television show on FX that no one watches, fulfilling a fantasy I had a mere twelve years ago.  Only it was pretty much the unsexiest lesbian kiss ever.  You could show me a video of two St. Bernards licking each other and I'd get more turned on.  I guess that's why they don't let me go by the animal shelter any more.  Oh sure, everyone says they like animal lovers, but go the extra mile with a wiener dog and people get creeped out.  Hypocrites. -MU

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