“I am not wearing a thong. I just hiked my bathing suit up so I could get just the butt cheeks of my bathing suit tan. I was lazy and I was tired and I just rolled over and was like, ‘Dad, will you please put lotion on my back.’ Jeez, he changed like my diaper and stuff. Seriously.”
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If Brooke knows best, with me, she have to be on good birth control.