Even dudes that can’t get laid won’t fuck you Selma

The psychotic Frankenstein dude doesn’t say much because he’s too busy fighting back the urges to pound people over the head with his basketball sized fist, but his road dog is the life of the party..

“Eh! Whadda call Molly Shannon & Selma Blair making out together? Cruel Intentions 3 laying in the dollar bin next to all their other movies. Ehhh!!”

I’m not really sure what Selma Blair is doing here in all these pictures at the Universal Press Party yesterday.

I don’t know, I guess she’s trying to be sexy?

You’re not sexy bitch, and the only time you were even close was when Gellar stuck her tongue into your mouth.

That’s EXACTLY how I kiss Mustache Baby’s butthole..

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