Khloe Kardashian: A Threat Behind Bars

I love that title. Can't you totally see it being made into a Lifetime (television for women) movie Khloe starring herself? It would naturally air in a special real-life drama marathon bookended by airings of the Fantasia Barrino Story.

OK, on to the realness. Remember how Khloe was barely in jail for a few hours on Friday? Well, another reason being given for her speedy incarceration in addition to "overcrowding," is that her presence caused a "threat to the prison."

Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest this morning on his KIIS-FM radio show that there were three bomb threats phoned in once she arrived at Lynwood, prompting the guards to place Khloe in solitary. "A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.'"

Wow. I don't know if I would feel flattered or unnerved. Oh, who am I kidding? My vanity comes way before my need for personal safety. Bomb threats mean people know who you are! I can't wait until someone tosses some dynamite my way.


I love that title. Can't you totally see it being made into a Lifetime (television for women) movie Khloe starring herself? It would naturally air in a special real-life drama marathon bookended by airings of the Fantasia Barrino Story.

OK, on to the realness. Remember how Khloe was barely in jail for a few hours on Friday? Well, another reason being given for her speedy incarceration in addition to "overcrowding," is that her presence caused a "threat to the prison."

Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest this morning on his KIIS-FM radio show that there were three bomb threats phoned in once she arrived at Lynwood, prompting the guards to place Khloe in solitary. "A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.'"

Wow. I don't know if I would feel flattered or unnerved. Oh, who am I kidding? My vanity comes way before my need for personal safety. Bomb threats mean people know who you are! I can't wait until someone tosses some dynamite my way.
Published 7/21/08 by


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