Khloe Kardashian's publicist probably just shat a cow

Khloe Kardashian's publicist probably just shat a cow
If Khloe Kardashian has a publicist, and we live in a cruel enough world for that to be true, he/she no doubt had a coronary after Khloe decided to talk to Ryan Seacrest about her excruciating three hours dealing with the legal system. Khloe cited the four year anniversary of the death her father, O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, as the reason for her drinking that led to the DUI arrest. Only to say he's still looking out for her and pulling heavenly strings to keep her out of jail. Ha ha ha I want these people to get the Ebola virus. E! News reports:
"As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats...The warden came down to talk to me, and he was saying, 'You're the one causing all the problems here.' And I'm like, 'Ugh, I don't need any more problems.' And he's like, 'There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.'
"But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison."
That, and, the correctional facility would no doubt like it pointed out, because of the perpetual overcrowding of the jail system. Still, Kardashian's brief sojourn to the pokey paid off in sheer lessons learned.
"Honestly, I would never do it again...It's just not worth it...It's so much time."
It's so much time? THREE ING HOURS?! Seriously, you sat and watched Batman which was just 30 minutes shy of the time you spent in jail. It's time like this I wish elephant hunting wasn't illegal. Then again the odds of me going to jail are apparently slim. Somebody fetch my rifle and ivory saw. I don't see any tusks in this photograph, but that could be from all the jowl. Photo: Splash News
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