Brooke Hogan doesn’t think women should be president because they have PMS

Feminists unite! We have a new leader! That’s right, Brooke Hogan is stepping up to the plate. Or the podium, in this case. Brooke has thought it a good idea to let forth a deluge of her own thoughts. Which I can tell you right now is never a good idea for any Hogan… lest of all this one. Brooke, who is super up-to-date on current events, doesn’t really think it’s a great idea for women to run for president. Why? Well clearly we’re the weaker sex, with all of our hormones and whatnot.

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

—Brooke Hogan, when asked who she’s voting for by a potential roommate on her series Brooke Knows Best. (Something tells us if Hulk’s daughter really knew best, she’d keep quiet when the cameras were around)

[From E! News]

To be fair, this was possibly filmed when Hillary Clinton was still in the race. But I really doubt that Brooke Hogan pays enough attention to anything other than bleaching her hair to know that she’s dropped out.

So Brooke Hogan thinks that because she’s a moody moron who makes the current president look like the head of Mensa, all women must struggle with similar issues. Thus we’re clearly not fit to run for office. Because Brooke Hogan wants to cry and each chocolate cake four days a month. Thus, if a woman were to be president, we’d probably end up invading a couple other countries based on unsubstantiated information and refuse to leave because our commander-in-chief has some unattended to emotional issues. Thank God we have a man in charge so like that doesn’t happen.

Here’s Brooke deep in political thought/suntanning by the pool last Monday. Images thanks to Splash.

Published 7/21/08 by


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