Snaps: Jersey Whore

Jessica Simpson may or may not be leaking a sex tape. So then we can all see if she's as bad at ing as she is at everything else in life. (Yeeeah!)

Speaking of failures, Kevin Federline can now check "Broadway Star" off his list of potential careers. (Celebitchy)

Spitzer's Whore gets photographed at the Jersey Shore. They have paparazzi at the Jersey Shore? (The Blemish)

Guess which hot young feathery-haired TV hunk got busted for DUI?* (Celebslam)

Blakey Blake gets 27 months in the slammer, and Amy couldn't be bothered to show up for his sentencing. I smell a bender coming on! (Seriously? OMG!)

Anna Kournikova emerges from obscurity; still has huge bazooms. (Popoholic)

Surely Britney Spears wouldn't wear a jizz-stained dress to a charity event. Except, oh right, it's Britney Spears. (IBBB)

Kendra Wilkinson is still annoying even when you can't hear her laugh. (HQ Celebrity)

The Dark Knight
ing murdered at the box office. (Pajiba)

*Editor's note: Psssssyyyyyccccchhhe!
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