Lil Scrappy Stabbed - Shaggy Safe

Anyway, I had no idea there was a rapper named Lil Scrappy. From the name I guess we are all to presume that somewhere in the world there is a Big Scrappy. I can only hope there is a Scooby. I know there is a Shaggy, but don’t think there is a Daphne or Velma, although I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a pair of female rappers somewhere in the world with those monikers. Come to think of it what were the names of them women in En Vogue?

I honestly can’t keep track of all the names. There are just way too many and it seems to me as if they all have the prefix Lil’. I don’t know that I would want to be called Lil’. Oh sure, if you are a kid that kind of fits, but if you become famous it is kind of hard to drop the Lil’ I mean you don’t see Lil Wayne all of a sudden running around screaming “Just call me Wayne dammit.” It doesn’t happen.

I mean there are lots of Waynes. Wayne Newton, Wayne Brady, John Wayne, and if you don’t have spell check you even have the Wayneons Brothers. Kind of a stretch I know, but I bet you didn’t think I could go this long talking about a stabbing that no one outside of the families really care about.

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