rachel has to take a shit so bad she has to press her tiny doodoo cheeks together to keep from ruining her brand new Victoria Secret undies

That’s Rachel Bilson’s tiny doodoo slicer left foot right footing in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Yum, Yum.

The little bitch might only have like a 2 inch ass crack, but in some weird kinda Cambodian beat down way it’s kinda hot and it’s totally okay that you can see her when she walks.

Asian asses..

The worst.

Uh, I feel like I should warn you about that pic.

But I’m not..

Seriously though. I hate little boy band asses on grown women, and there will never be a day I think that is horny. Ever. But maybe she has like this amazingly smashing personality that makes her hot enough to make you think she might have horny friends.

Yeah I know. Good personalities are supposed to trick you into ing around with ugly people, but that bitch is beat. And if a fish head popped it’s head up out her ass, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

Published 7/22/08 by

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