Shining Like A Gemma Atkinson

GEMMA Atkinson, lover to footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, is sitting by a pool.

As the Star’s front page reveals (“Soap sizzler Gemma goes for bust”), the sun’s rays are turning her flesh a deep and vivid shade of orange.

But Gemma is not in danger. She can escape the merciless Spanish sun by sliding into the pool. Gemma is not all about taking risks. She knows preparation is all. Gemma comes equipped with two floatation devices attached to her chest.

These are “GEMMA’S MIGHTY OAKS” in the Sun. Gemma looks “spot on” in her leopard-print bikini. And her pal, Emmerdale actress Roxanne Pallett is a “cut above the breast” in a blue swimming costume.

“What a pair, of, er, Germs!” says the Star. Are they auditioning for “BOOBwatch”?

Hard to say. We don’t know where surgically-enhanced Gemma will go next. She’s a star. She shines day and night...
Published 3/29/07 by


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