Have You Ever Embarrassed Yourself In Front Of A Star?

Some of the homies been wonderin' what's up with the lack of updates so I wanna send y'all a word of apology. A sista's schedule done changed but i'ma try to do better. Gotta take care of y'all. The comments you veterans be leavin' have me strivin' to stay in the game harder than a fallen singer who's time was up over 10 years ago. Anyway, I wanted to talk about this picture earlier of rapper The Game today but i'm jus' now gettin' around to doin' it. I'm not sure what exactly he's simulating on the back of this here.....female.....who looks like she's either got down syndrome ( which would confuse me as to why she's even there and ON STAGE doing THAT with HIM ) or she's an excited fan who's thrown all values away just because she's in the presence of a famous person Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a celebrity? Foreal Foreal. Even if you said you NEVER would? I mean, I ain't never went so far as to get down on the floor and do a old school centipede in front of nobody, get up, grab my pant leg & kick like Michael, only to do a full spin and drop down into a James Brown split, ending the entire charade with a Kid N Play kick and a old B-Boy pose grabbing on to my own elbows as if I was wearing a Kangol. Neither have I cried and screamed so loud that every tooth in my head showed without me realizin' it neither. However....... The worst time I've EVER played myself was almost 10 years ago when me and my homegirl were drivin' thru LA and we were at a stop light in La Dera Heights when actor Merlin Santana rolled up in a black beamer with a gang of dudes in the car with him. We didn't know it was him until he rolled the window down and asked if he could get over into the left lane in front of the car that was in front of us. You know that feelin' when your head starts itchin'? Under arms start itchin' and you're like, do I sit still and act like I don't see him or do I roll down the window, stick my head out like i'm the family dog and show him every bicuspid in my mouth? ! Don't think we didn't sweat! Forgive me if I sound like I was jockin' but hell, I adored him on Steve Harvey and everything else he did. So he gets over and ends up in the left turning lane. The light changes and my homegirl drives on foward. I said "what the hell are you doin!? Go back and follow him!" She said "Where!?" I said " It doesn't matter, it's Merlin Santana!" So we sittin' up there followin' this dude to God knows where and for no good reason at all. We ultimately lost him in traffic but we still played ourselves, in my opinion. Needless to say, me and my friend were devastated when we learned he was killed on a few blocks away a couple of years later. We'll always have that memory though.
What about you? Ever played yourself in front of a celeb? ( photo source ) http://www.bloggingfusion.com
Published 7/23/08 by

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