It's hard to believe, but at first no one noticed. Britney Spears showed up at the home of funnyman Jim Carrey and Playboy legend Jenny McCarthy to support their Generation Rescue charity, which battles Children's Autism. The cause is near and dear to the lovely McCarthy's heart, as she has an autistic son.
So Brit Brit shows up, just days after a custody settlement with ex-husband Kevin "K-FED" Federline in which Britney has relinquished custody of her children to Federline. He'll also get some decent coin for child support. Wow. She made a bad choice with this guy, huh?
Anyway, Brit shows up and she looks amazing. Her hair is shiny. Her makeup is perfect. She looks hot. I mean, when was the last time anyone could say that about Britney Spears? But she did. She looked gorgeous. No re-touched photos, these are paparazzi pics. And Britney lit up the room. She looked even better than the radiant McCarthy.
Brit looked so good, no one noticed something. She had a Monica Lewinsky-style stain on her hot dress.
Big, bold, white, and "shot all over the place," either Britney spray-spilled some milk (not her choice of drink, at least I don't think so), or something (or someone) went down before attending the event.
And now, just a few days after everyone was marveling at the amazing pictures, a closer examination reveals that Britney may have worn her underwear, but this time appearances were indeed deceptive.
Britney Spears is back, ya'll. The popwreck is single and looking good. She's on the loose.
'Cuz she's Britney, BITCH!
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Much much more on Britney here: http://ecwlives4ever.org/britstains.html
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