Buzz Bites — 7/23/2008: Jonas Brothers Sizzle On Cover Of Rolling Stone

(Credit: Rolling Stone Magazine)

+ A new, analogy-filled cover story describes maybe-exes Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus as the “Charles and Di” of Magic Kingdom, and says “middle child Joe [looks like] a prettier version of the actor Peter Gallagher.” We wholeheartedly agree on both counts. (Rolling Stone)

+ Bow Wow describes the inherent difficulties he faced in an upcoming Entourage cameo. “I’m playing a character named Charlie who is an up-and-coming comedian,” says Bow Wow, “which is different for me, because I’m not really a comedian.” True dat. (MTV)

+ Nas‘ new album, “Untitled,” bumps Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter III” out of the top-spot on the Billboard 200 chart. The upside of being demoted to #2? Lil Wayne will finally have time to explain that whole “I’m a venereal disease” metaphor. (Billboard)

+ Dr. Dre’s Detox is a lot like Rev. Run’s Boneless Chicken Dinner: Currently, it’s all talk. (Idolator)

+ A country cover of Green Day? Thanks, but no thanks. (Stereogum)

+ Ryan Seacrest is disproportionately excited about Chris Cornell’s new song. (Best Week Ever)

+ Ben Folds reveals what was going through his mind after his divorce: “I came out of the courthouse, kissed the ground, and walked straight into the studio.” (Webster is my Bitch)

+ As one (female) interviewer quickly discovers, R&B singer Lloyd is “a pretty smooth talker.” (Neon Limelight)

+ Amy Winehouse’s beehive, tattoos and skintight mini-dress will live on forever…thanks to the enterprising folks over at Madame Tussaud’s. (People)

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