If “The Hills” is the equivalent of television diarrhea, then Audrina Patridge is the shart that stains your metaphorical television pants. Here she is being totally useless at the DKNY Jeans Malibu Beach House, but you’ll note that she’s in a bikini in these pictures. It’s not often that wiping your ass and jerking off become one beautiful motion, but if you have no shame, embrace it. Plenty more where that came from, pervert.
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