Britney's Bright Smile

Britney Spears' teeth may be standing in the way of her relationship with her kids.  Sounds weird, but the recovering singer has supposedly been ducking out of visits with her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to go get her teeth whitened.  Britney's ex-hubby, Kevin Federline, has had custody of the little tykes ever since Brit went into rehab last month.

We're scratching our heads over what could be so important about getting one's teeth whitened that Britney's willing to sacrifice family time to do it.  Our only conclusion is that maybe the once and future pop star is hoping to get back in the spotlight....and soon.  Album covers?  Concert posters?  Playboy pictorial?  Whatever the medium, Britney will have a bright shiny smile.

Or maybe there's a deep dark secret hidden in the deep dark crevices of the star's teeth.  Too much coffee, soda, chewing tobacco?  Someone should tell Britney that teeth aren't like hair, you can't be drug tested on them.

We're not the only ones hoping that BritBrit returns to her musical roots soon.  Ex-boyfriend and fellow Mouseketeer Justin Timberlake and star producer Timbaland are both in Britney's corner.  The duo have separately told media outlets that they're eager to team up with the singer to help her plan her comeback. Or rather they smell a big, fat paycheck?

What do you think…is a Britney comeback is in the works?  Also, do you think Britney's rehab was effective?
Published 3/29/07 by

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